Curse

Weezer_Blue · Jun 20, 2005, 05:57 AM // 05:57

Ranger Skill:

Unfertile Season:
Nature Ritual. For 80-99999999999 seconds, All farming spots in area are nerfed to hell resulting in your entire guild leaving the game for weeks at a time because they're sick of trying to unlock things and then being continually hindered.

Creston · Jun 20, 2005, 02:28 PM // 14:28

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Originally Posted by Seth Oriath

Heh, I think there's a hidden Warrior skill that every warrior, even secondaries, have, yet they don't talk about:

LEEROY JENKINS!

Description: Auto Activating Shout. For 239-999999 seconds, your speed increases by 66%, including foes around you. You go into automatic run, collecting all mobs within a 200-500m distance and directing yourself back to your party. Party then suffers from "Stupidity" condition for 239-999999 seconds (50% chance per individual party member, 90% chance for whole party). While under "Stupidity," party members cannot fight as a team.

Adrenaline Cost: Always active as long as you have adrenaline.

Casting Time: -10 seconds

Recharge Time: 0 seconds

Skill Type: Aggro Attack / Party Annoyance

Linked Attribute: Lack Of Tactics

I made some changes, you had some errors in there.

Great Gjl · Jun 20, 2005, 03:04 PM // 15:04

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Originally Posted by Creston

Actually, that would make for a VERY evil Blood Magic skill :

Sacrifice 33% of maximum health of party, gain +10 energy regen. Hehe, something tells me you wouldn't be a very popular necromancer...

Creston

You're missing the point. The clue is in the skill name (Warrior's Cunning).

Studio Ghibli · Jun 20, 2005, 04:37 PM // 16:37

I enjoy Warrio's Cunning.

Tyil Thunder Arrow · Jun 20, 2005, 07:26 PM // 19:26

heheh that's good where exactly can i find that skill(just kidding am not that dumb)

Cap'n Hoek · Jun 20, 2005, 09:58 PM // 21:58

Curse of the Whiner

Hex spell. If target is whining when this spell lands they are instantly teleported to the GWG forum and forced to read [15-255] pages of virtually identical posts authored by Weezer Blue.

SisterMercy · Jun 21, 2005, 03:45 AM // 03:45

Super Slingshot of Death

Monster-only spell. Attribute: lag

Foe freezes up for 4-87 seconds, then teleports clear across the playing field into a position where he will not only aggro another mob, but will be in prime position for a major clusterf-

The Warbringer · Jul 24, 2005, 05:47 PM // 17:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weezer_Blue

Ranger Skill:

Unfertile Season:
Nature Ritual. For 80-99999999999 seconds, All farming spots in area are nerfed to hell resulting in your entire guild leaving the game for weeks at a time because they're sick of trying to unlock things and then being continually hindered.

We already have that one

Weezer_Blue · Jul 25, 2005, 01:26 AM // 01:26

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Originally Posted by Cap'n Hoek

Curse of the Whiner

Hex spell. If target is whining when this spell lands they are instantly teleported to the GWG forum and forced to read [15-255] pages of virtually identical posts authored by Weezer Blue.

"Whiner!"

Shout. For the next 24 hours, party becomes a group of assholes who flame anyone who has a legitimate complaint, especially when it is put in the form of a joke. Effect is reinstated every time target enemy tries to justify his complaint with information and official quotes from trusted sources, including the official website of the game. While under "Whiner!", party members do not listen to reason, and pretend that Guild Wars was intended to be a regular, cliche MMO rather than a PvP oriented "Competitive" ORPG.

Third Quarter · Jul 25, 2005, 03:59 AM // 03:59

I don't want any new skills, I just want Taste of Death to be fixed. It has lots of bugs:

I cannot cast this on my pet.
I cannot cast this on my allies.
I cannot cast this on my allies' pets.

FluidFox · Jul 25, 2005, 04:47 AM // 04:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weezer_Blue

"Whiner!"

Shout. For the next 24 hours, party becomes a group of assholes who flame anyone who has a legitimate complaint, especially when it is put in the form of a joke. Effect is reinstated every time target enemy tries to justify his complaint with information and official quotes from trusted sources, including the official website of the game. While under "Whiner!", party members do not listen to reason, and pretend that Guild Wars was intended to be a regular, cliche MMO rather than a PvP oriented "Competitive" ORPG.

The description seems a bit long to fit in the text box. I propose a few revisions.

Quote:

"Whiner"

Shout: Target enemy begins to emit an annoying repetative whining sound and can only attack a single target. Each consecutive attack deals 7-17 damage less than the previous attack. When damage reaches zero, the weapon is destroyed and the whining sound ends.

I appreciate your resolve to have your concerns adressed, but you seldom talk about anything else. Congrats on YET ANOTHER thread you have derailed with your fixation.

Fr3sH · Jul 25, 2005, 11:12 AM // 11:12

omfg nice anet. where can i get this skill at??

Ollj · Jul 25, 2005, 12:27 PM // 12:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Third Quarter

I don't want any new skills, I just want Taste of Death to be fixed. It has lots of bugs:

I cannot cast this on my pet.
I cannot cast this on my allies.
I cannot cast this on my allies' pets.

thats not a bug. its meant to target undead allys only!

Plommon · Jul 25, 2005, 12:47 PM // 12:47

"Call your friends" - Shout - When "call your friends" is activated all your teammates get their friends (from their friend list) teleported to aid you in battle for 0.0000001-60 seconds. When "Call your friends" ends you and your teammates are banned from GW.

dbgtboy · Jul 25, 2005, 01:26 PM // 13:26

Armageddon

Spell. Every foe within 5 miles takes 957... 500 000 damage per second for 30 seconds. This attack goes through enchantments and cannot be blocked or evaded. Caster gains +20 energy regeneration.

Casting Time: 1/10 seconds, Recharge Time: 1 second, Energy Cost: 5 Energy

Dac Vin · Jul 25, 2005, 03:19 PM // 15:19

Goggles

Spell. Do nothing.

Feli · Jul 25, 2005, 03:28 PM // 15:28

What about...

Spell: Balthazars STFU
Attribute: Protection Prayres
Type: Stance

For 60-120 seconds target other ally cannot use the words heal, noob, rank, teamspeak, elite, job, moron. If he does so, balthazars hand will come down and slap the poor moron uh... fellow around.

Spell: Energy Denial
Attribute: Tactics
Type: Enchantment

While you maintain this enchantment, you totally deny the existence of energy and expect your monks to do the same.

Seriously, the first spell would be uber... it would cut down guildwars communication by 98 % and thus make more room for bandwith.

Iceciro · Jul 25, 2005, 11:56 PM // 23:56

That Blood Magic skill listed above is TOO good.

Mo/n saccing 33% party HP to have 12 arrows of energy regen?!?! nothing would ever die :P

Dac Vin · Jul 26, 2005, 12:09 AM // 00:09

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Originally Posted by Iceciro

That Blood Magic skill listed above is TOO good.

Mo/n saccing 33% party HP to have 12 arrows of energy regen?!?! nothing would ever die :P

I hope you got the joke. Anywway, here's another "joking" skill, 2 points if you know where I got it:

"Rip and Tear!"

Elite Shout. Lose all adrenaline to deal 15 points of damage to a single target. Target must have huge guts for this to work.

Adrenaline Cost: A lot.

Linked attribute: None.

a_scrawny_gnoll01 · Jul 26, 2005, 02:29 AM // 02:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weezer_Blue

Ranger Skill:

Unfertile Season:
Nature Ritual. For 80-99999999999 seconds, All farming spots in area are nerfed to hell resulting in your entire guild leaving the game for weeks at a time because they're sick of trying to unlock things and then being continually hindered.